Election Coverage Continues
Satire
This just in:
The whole world is guessing who took what state in this years presidential election. No place is this more evident than on the popular message board website
gofuckyourself.com .
Hundreds of threads are being created for each news report about a percentage change or another electoral vote.
Asked to comment on the speed at which these threads are being created John Kerry said, "Whats that? I am not sure what a message board is and why did you tell me to fuck myself?" Our reporter explained what the board was and Kerry replied, "Nope still don't know who any of them are." Our reporter stated that many on this board are pushing to get him elected to which Kerry respond, "Thanks for the vote this will change America." After the explanation that the message board was the hangout for some of the biggest names in the adult entertainment industry Kerry quickly said, "I want to thank them for their support but I do not condone their businesses and will someone please tell me what a 2257 is?"
George W was asked to comment on the rapid creation of threads on the board and he stated, "Look there is a dirty word on the screen." After a detailed explanation to what he was looking at George W responded by saying "I want to thank all the people out there for voting for me. Even though I am trying to destroy your business and lives I just want you to remember the $300.00 I gave you the last time I was elected."
Regulars on the board clicked from thread to thread to find out who the next President of the United States would be. Not realizing that if it is a close race (and it will be) it will not be decided until Thursday.
Local board whores are using this election to increase their post count as it is the only means by which you are judged when finally trying to do some business.
Happy Election Day and may the Best Man Win.
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