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Originally posted by Pornweaver
Fuck that shit. Here's what the U.S. would be like if Mrs. Clinton were Presidenta.
1. Women will get fulltime pay for part-time work.
2. Men have part-time pay for fulltime work.
3. Women get 3 days off per month (Extra) during their periods.
4. Men will be forced to hand over their checks to women for the purpose of shopping.
5. Thin women will be banned from Magazines.
6. Tupperware, Inc. and Mary Kay will be the new Microsoft and Google.
7. Men will be forced to put the toilet seat down with the threat of execution hanging over their heads.
8. Nuclear warheads will be turned into flower pots.
9. The teddy bear will become the national animal.
10. "Cheaters" will be castrated and bled to death.
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i hope you didnt spend the time writing all that