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Three vampires walk into a bar.
First vampire orders a cup of blood
second vampire orders a cup of blood
Third vampire orders a cup of hot water
The bartender says "Why a cup of hot water?"
Third vampire pulls out a used tampon "Tea time"
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How do you get rid of 100 dead babies?
A meat grinder
How do you get rid of the evidence?
A bunch of fratboys and a bag of tortilla chips
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Cindy goes home and tells her boyfriend Leroy "I'm leaving you, you bastard! I just found out you're a pedophile!"
To which Leroy replies "oooh, big words for a 9 year old!"
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