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I tell that I'm a pornographer they all laugh and think I'm joking.
When people know what I do they all want to hear what it's like.
If I tell them that I spend most of the day coding, smoking and
drinking coca cola they all laugh and ask.......no way man!
So I tell them I wake up sit behind my pc watching couples
do all funky shit...oh yeah while watching I have a girl under
my desk giving me a blowjob......for some reason they do
believe that. No matter what I tell them they always want to
hear stuff that's not true......I stopped telling the truth now
it's no use.
So now I meet people and they blink with a smile, shake my
hands and give me the respect sign. I get behind my desk
start coding and think what story to tell them on the next
birthday party.
DynaMite
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