At the end of the day it's down to you and me. You've snapped your beak at me repeatedly today, so I thought I'd clear a few of your more dumbass comments up for you.
You insinuated that I was an old fat white-skinned guy with 34 cats etc. -- you got it partly right, I do have white skin. But I own a dog, I'm 6'4", 230 lbs, and I'm allergic to cats to the Nth degree.
You said you've been an asshole online since before I knew what internet porn was -- since the net has only been around (really) since about 94 to 95, where do you come up with a dumbass statement like that? I got online in 97, got my first page up in 98 like a lot of guys here, and quit my job to go full time in 99. But ya, you are soooo far ahead of me, right?
You asked if I like to touch children (for some dimented reason that only you know) -- I'm probably one of THE most avid opponents of cp you'll ever meet. You'd know that if you actually cared to pay attention here. You're a jerkshit for saying something like that to me, and if you were within reach I'd show you how much I like to touch children. Fuckwad.
You say you're an ex-marine badass mutha that is in my Canadian face -- heh heh, you make me laugh man, thanks for the good howl. The last ex-marine I knew fought me in the kick-boxing ring about 4 years ago, and he too bragged about how tought "the boys" are. Sorry to say, he lost. He was however, big enough of a man to buy me a beer afterwards.
Am I supposed to be intimidated? If so, your efforts have failed miserably. Keep trying, but I'm betting that there are already more than a few guys here that are wondering the same thing....that is, what is your problem?
If you really have a serious problem with me, get your stupid ass on a plane and come deal with me. Until then, why not continue being a fucking dummy for the masses? You're doing a fine job so far, but I really think you should either come talk to me in person or shut the fuck up. Everyone's tough these days, but when I stand up and call them on it they ALWAYS back down.
Now, can we get back to work or are you hell bent on making your lame-ass wisecracks some more. That shit you said to Tam and Titmouse was the straw dood. I've punkslapped guys for less than that shit. You got no respect, you deserve no respect, you've shown yourself to be a complete dipshit in the past few days.
Now come back here and tell me what a badass you are.
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