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Love Brokers · 11-01-2004, 12:29 AM

1. You get laid only once in life.

2. It takes you four minutes to get hard.

3. You cum in a special box with 12 others.

4. The only person who will sit on your face is your mother!

11-01-2004, 12:29 AM
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