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Dagwolf · 10-29-2004, 05:48 PM

10 minutes ago in the desert, a good looking girl named Marge was walking along, minding her own business. Marge looked and dressed like Mother Theresa. Suddenly, she saw Bevis, who was skinny and looked a little like Adolf Hitler. Bevis proceeded to steal a pretty boy's motorcycle. The boy's name was Stinky.

"Stop, you disgusting person!" Marge yelled out. But Bevis started to run away.

Marge chased Bevis until they both became bored. Bevis could run fast and seemed to be getting away. But then in a final great effort, Marge stopped at McDonald's to get extra energy and surprisingly caught the scoundrel!

Stinky was so happy, that he offered to buy Marge a banjo.

Thus ends a good story.

10-29-2004, 05:48 PM
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	This story sucks... 10 minutes ago in the desert, a good looking girl named Marge was walking along, minding her own business. Marge looked and dressed like Mother Theresa. Suddenly, she saw Bevis, who was skinny and looked a little like Adolf Hitler. Bevis proceeded to steal a pretty boy's motorcycle. The boy's name was Stinky. "Stop, you disgusting person!" Marge yelled out. But Bevis started to run away. Marge chased Bevis until they both became bored. Bevis could run fast and seemed to be getting away. But then in a final great effort, Marge stopped at McDonald's to get extra energy and surprisingly caught the scoundrel! Stinky was so happy, that he offered to buy Marge a banjo. Thus ends a good story. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.