10-29-2004, 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by ezrydn
I ride a Harley, all day, every day. Most people bad mouth them because they're too fucking stupid to figure out how to own one. If there's one thing a Harley is, it's a "splittail" magnet.
Why would I pay pennies for some fucked up rice rocket where some bitch lays on my back? Personally, I install high bitch pegs so the bitches legs are in a high V arc. That way, when I drive, I get to lay back, comfortably mind you, right into her crotch. My spine gets hunched ALL THE TIME. On top of that, I've installed a little devide in the bitchpad that is a synchronized vibrator to the ignition RPM. Plus, on a Harley, you can fuck while you ride. Ever try that on a ricer???
Harley-Davidson is the ONLY true motorcycle. I don't "outsource" my bucks to some dipsey Jap company.
Why don't you just admit it. You can't AFFORD a Harley and be done with it.
It takes a man to control 700+ pounds of thundering American Steel. Not some kid who uses his head as a "front bumper." Look at the Jap "knockoffs" that TRY to be Harleys. Sorry, they just can't make the grade.
And, best of all, Harley pilots are "Brothers." We don't pass each other when stopped on the road without checking that they're ok. We buy unknown brothers drinks and act like we've known each other all our lives. We have "community." As with women, I'm a lover of "twin jugs."
Now, get on your little "whing-dingers" go show off somewhere. We'll read about it in tomorrow's obits.
Harley-Davidson! America's Largest Chrome Vibrator........
.......12 volt battery included!
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