I have a friend from college who went to London 5 years ago to do a 6 month stint working in her company's office there. Long story short- she's still there and about to marry a Brit. I had to email her today about something, so at the end I put- "Stupid Brit joke of the day that no one in the States gives a shit about or can understand- (the joke)"
I got an email back from her and this was all it said:
I can't believe that stupid whore is pregnant again.
Love you,
Katie
