LOL . . you guys are sounding very old.
For anyone 25 and under, piercings and tattoos are as mainstream as bleach blonde hair and plastic surgery.
And girls don't care what you think it does to their chances of marrying you.
As soon as you open your mouth with stupid comments like that, you're out of consideration.
Sometimes your dialogue about women sounds like something straight out of The Sopranos . . .
You're a generation late to the discussion.