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Originally posted by Ana Laura
I was a flight attendant for 7 years. And honestly, even though I had a few surprises, Im waaayy more afraid on cars.
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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying United."He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had got off, except for an old lady walking with a cane.
She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why no, ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"
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