Interesting stuff, I remember reading about biodiesel a few years back.
Here's how you go about securing an unlimited supply of waste cooking oil from Micky D's or other similar restaurant.
You: "Ummm... Mr Regional Manager, THANK YOU for agreeing to meet with me today. I have one simple question for you... Are you interested in saving money?"
Mr. Regional Manager: "Of course. How?"
You: "I understand that you have ongoing hassles of disposing of all that used cooking oil from your deep fryers every week. We are interested in saving you a ton of money by taking all the waste cooking oil from your fryers off your hands ...blah, blah ... ..you simply dump all your waste oil in this handy bin that we will supply (free to you) at the back of your restaurant, and we will worry about discarding it for you. No more payments to XYZ Used Oil Disposal Company ...blah, blah .. "
Mr. Regional Manager: "What are you going to do with all that cooking oil?"
You: "Well, we will turn all this waste cooking oil into a fuel for diesel burning vehicles called "biodiesel." It really cleans up the environment..blah, blah .."
Mr. Regional Manager: Um.. I'm not sure about this.. all I have to do is dump it out back?"
You: "Yes, and Mr. Regional Manager, I think I forget to mention the best part. When we fill up all these diesel vehicles in this town with our biodiesel, you will get loads of free advertising!"
Mr. Regional Manager: "Free advertising! What? ..Please explain..."
You: Well, Mr. Regional Manager ... when we fill up all these diesel engines with biodiesel, and these vehicles are driven all over town, they will be sending people in droves to your restaurants!"
Mr. Regional Manager: "Yes, but how do you figure that?"
You: "..because when you burn biodiesel in a diesel engine, the byproduct is naturally some exhaust. ...I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but the exhaust from biodiesel is very clean and friendly to the environment."
Mr. Regional Manager: "So people will think we are helping the environment?"
You: "Yes, but better than that ... can you guess what all that exhaust will smell like?"
Mr. Regional Manager: "I'm not sure?"
You: "Che$$burgers!!"
Mr. Regional Manager: "Sold!"
