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Originally posted by MrIzzz
all club related issues here:
why do big chicks squeeze into tiny outfits?
why does it cost $6 for a bottle of water?
why is there always one or two old dudes that don't fit in and dance very badly, on the dancefloor?
why are all hot women attention whores and try and get me to dance when i dont feel like it?
and why is juicy so damb goodlooking?
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1. Because they think it compresses the fat and makes them look slimmer. It does, in some cases. In other cases it's "too little too late."
2. They have you trapped in the bar, you either pay what they want for thier drinks or you go thirsty. No, that's not it. They want everyone to buy BOOZE, not water. Drinking booze makes you even more thirsty so you drink even more booze. More booze = more money, they make fuck all off someone who's sipping water all night.
3. Those kinds of old dudes either just don't get it, never did and never will, or else they actually DO get it and just don't give a shit what other dudes think and are out there kickin it and having fun.
4. Do a dick-check on those hot women attention whores to make sure they're not packin heiny heat.
5. It is an age-old question with no single answer.