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Mommy, Mommy! Who will I stay with while you are gone?
Grandma Dear, now get in the coffin.
Mommy, Mommy! What am I gonna be when I grow up?
Nothing, dear. You know you have AIDS!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I have tomato soup!
Shut up son, you know we can only have it once a month.
Mommy, Mommy! Why are we celebrating Christmas in August?
Shut up son, you know you have cancer.
Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy so pale?
Shut up son and keep digging.
Mommy, Mommy!, can I go swimming?
Shut up son. You know iron lungs don't float!
Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Shut up son and help me get Grandma off the doorknob!
Mommy, Mommy! My bottoms sore!
Shut up son we need the money.
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