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Here's my opinion on this list... I'm no sex-crazed maniac either.
Do not use any shots that depict any unhappiness or pain.
A: This is subjective... to the casual observer, even *I* may look like I'm in pain before I bust a nut -- AUGHGHGGG!!! I'M BUSTIN' A NUT!!!
No facials (bodyshots are OK if shot is not nasty)
A: Since when is the face not part of the body?
No bukakke
A: I won't mind if this is banned -- but who wants to see a hundred naked guys standing around jerking off anyway?
No spitting or saliva mouth to mouth
A: Isn't saliva exchanged during normal kissing?
No food used as sex object
A: You can see this in R rated movies anyway...
No peeing unless in a natural setting, e.g., field, roadside
A: Who decides what is natural?
No coffins
A: What about a crucifixion? How about instead, "No sex in small containers -- lifeguard towers are ok..." Laugh...
No blindfolds
A: Huh? Now I can't even watch Batman?
No wax dripping
A: I guess this means no candles either ;) Hot-fudge must be ok.
No two dicks in/near one mouth
A: How near? What about three dicks?
No shot of stretching pussy
A: How can you have sex without stretching pussy?!!!!
No fisting
A: Except when Aria does it ;)
No squirting
A: Huh? So nobody gets to cum?
No girls sharing same dildo (in mouth or pussy)
A: Why not?
Toys are OK if shot is not nasty
A: Yes, what is nasty?
No hands from 2 different people fingering same girl
A: How about one finger and one toe? What about siamese twins?
No male/male penetration
A: No comment.
No bi-sex
A: How do you know if they're bi?
No degrading dialogue, e.g., "Suck this cock, bitch" while slapping
A: Suck this cock bitch!!!!
No menstruation topics
A: How about just, "No human blood..."
No incest topics
A: Good idea.
No forced sex, rape themes, etc.
A: Probably a good idea since this is a crime anyway.
No black men-white women themes
A: How do you define "black" or "white" anyway...? Do you have to include a model's genealogy chart? This is the most fucked item on the list...
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