Perhaps it is because you suck? The way it works is if Lensman likes you, then everything works fine. If he does not like you then your account is set to a confusion level of 1 through 10. Right now, you are a level 3. A dumbass question like this is likely to move you to a level 4. The higher the level, the more fucked up things get. You should see Gary's level. His settings re-direct him to an East German site. Poor bastard.
