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Old 10-14-2004, 01:26 PM  
Manowar
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Quote:
Originally posted by 4Pics
Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their
days interesting... Here's what one guy has to say.
I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five
minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I suggested he was fatherless. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner, and this one had a
"Bush-Cheney" bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at our age.
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