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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
He has already realized that his calling is as a televangelist. Most likely he will start a nationally syndicated show called The Dubya Power Hour of God, solicit money while telling everyone how to live.
His carreer will come to an end 3 years later when will be caught fucking 3 midgets on a pile of cocaine with two nuns filming it in the back of a XXX book store in Miami, owned by his now vagrant and seemingly half retarded brother Jeb.
Feeling depressed, defeated and alone, he will then move to Bangkok with new best friend Jim Bakker and open 3 tittie bars... where he will enjoy marginal success due to promotions like Tranny Thursdays, Guess How Young She Is and fun drinking games like "How Much Do You Think My Parents Sold Me Into Prostitution For".
thats just a guess of course.
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This is the most realistic scenario yet
