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Alot of you guys are single like me but many of us don't know how to set up our Bachelor Pad to be chick friendly!

Whether your pad passes the lady's "test" or not could be the difference between getting laid or not. Hopefully you will find a few of my Don Juan like tips helpful.

Some important things to remember about your bachelor pad are:

- YOU must be comfortable there.
- A WOMAN should not be uncomfortable there.
- It should reveal your PERSONALITY.
- It should be a FUNCTIONAL place to live.
- It should look like a MAN lives there.

Certain things are obvious and go without saying. Your place should be clean, neat, and not stink! Keep in mind that it should look "lived in" and not like you just spent six hours cleaning it before she came over. You want her to be "impressed" but also comfortable.

However, the main thing to remember is that when this Hot number enters your place, she's looking to make an assessment of your personality, to find out what kind of person you REALLY are, and trying to decide whether or not the two of you might be compatible to FUCK that day and if your lucky many more days after that!


Entertainment - Your bachelor pad should be entertaining. By "entertaining" I mean that this is a place where you two will be spending some time (hopefully) so you need, at minimum, a decent TV, stereo, and VCR. You should also have some games available - maybe a deck of cards, a backgammon board, and some other board games you like to play. Conversation is great, but nobody wants to talk all the time. You should have interesting things to DO.

Couch - Large, soft, and comfortable. Your couch is the focal point of your living room. It's the place where you and she will get to know one another, where you two will drink wine and listen to music, where you two can kick back and watch TV, and most likely where you'll make your first "move." Be sure to keep it spotless... which can be tough if that's where you prefer to eat. And please, no love seats. If she has to choose between being cramped with you in a love seat or relaxing in a nice comfortable chair across the room, she just might choose the fucking chair!!!

Coffee Table - Have an interesting book or two and some magazines lying across it - things that she can browse through while waiting. Books should have great titles or even pictures. The magazines you choose to layout will help to reveal your personality and help the "impression" you're trying to make. So choose them wisely!!

Plants - Try and have live plants but fakes plants will do if they look authentic. Several scattered throughout your apartment. Most guys don't want plants because they think it makes them look "gay" But they are essential for adding COLOR and CLASS to your place while setting yourself apart from those little boy types. BOYS don't have plants. Men do.

Framed Photos - Maybe in a bookcase or on a table. She will look at these for clues as to what you value, who you are, and where you've been. Pictures of family members, friends, trips you've taken, and pets are good. Old girlfriends and Ms. July are NOT!!!

Framed Art - On the wall in the living room, bedroom, and maybe even the dining room and bathroom depending on how big your place is. Cheap posters are not fucking allowed!!! Ideally this art that creates the right mood. This is your "bachelor" pad after all. Pick out something that you not only like but that also says a SAUVE MAN lives here.

Music - Music should be easily available in most every part of the house or apartment. If you have an impressive CD collection, this should be displayed prominently in a nice CD rack. She'll enjoy browsing through these. Having a VARIETY of music is a plus.. And make sure you have some smooth musice for those romantic dinners!