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AaronM · 02-10-2002, 11:25 PM

I just heard form Snow that Jesus Dialer pocketed all of their profits and is now refusing to pay their webmasters! Snow is really pissed at Boneprone for this and is threatening legal action. Boneprone is upset because he dumped about 30 grand from his own pocket into the program to help set things straight but he has been seen as the front man of Jesus Dialer since day one so everybody is on his ass thinking that Boneprone is the owner of Jesus Dialer.

To make matters worse.... The 30,000 clams that BP sunk into this was also taken out but the actual owner of Jesus Dialer is now driving a new Mercedes Benz. Bunches of the JD Webmasters are sending Boneprone death threats, demand notices, and Valentine?s Day cards.

When asked to comment on the situation, this is what Boneprone had to say: "I told you fuckers before, if you can not trust Jesus...who can you trust?"

Well, I guess my answer to that is, nobody. Now that Jesus has failed us....again..... we have no place to turn. It looks like we will be scrapping the upcoming marketing plan with the new Jesus Dialer slogan...."Jesus, the last honest dialer."

I can hardly wait for the next round of finger pointing, name calling, accusations, and sexual favors that this scandal is sure to bring.

02-10-2002, 11:25 PM
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	You won't believe how stupid this thread is! I just heard form Snow that Jesus Dialer pocketed all of their profits and is now refusing to pay their webmasters! Snow is really pissed at Boneprone for this and is threatening legal action. Boneprone is upset because he dumped about 30 grand from his own pocket into the program to help set things straight but he has been seen as the front man of Jesus Dialer since day one so everybody is on his ass thinking that Boneprone is the owner of Jesus Dialer. To make matters worse.... The 30,000 clams that BP sunk into this was also taken out but the actual owner of Jesus Dialer is now driving a new Mercedes Benz. Bunches of the JD Webmasters are sending Boneprone death threats, demand notices, and Valentine?s Day cards. When asked to comment on the situation, this is what Boneprone had to say: "I told you fuckers before, if you can not trust Jesus...who can you trust?" Well, I guess my answer to that is, nobody. Now that Jesus has failed us....again..... we have no place to turn. It looks like we will be scrapping the upcoming marketing plan with the new Jesus Dialer slogan...."Jesus, the last honest dialer." I can hardly wait for the next round of finger pointing, name calling, accusations, and sexual favors that this scandal is sure to bring.