10-05-2004, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Kerry wins, guaranteed. 
BTW, it's every online poll. I've been secretely planning this for months. I have 42 computers with 20,000 proxies each. What I do is wait until the polls are up and pay one of my on staff programmers triple pay to hurry up and code programs to vote for Democrats across every poll on the internet.
Then I register 200,000 phonelines across the US, but especially in swing states. I have 1 employee for every phone line sitting by waiting on one of these polling places to call so they can vote for Kerry.
I also managed to place my spies in 80% of the audience on the programs that monitor reactions to the candidates.
Just doing my part.
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want some lotion for that hand?
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