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Doc911 · 10-04-2004, 08:19 AM

Hey Timmy C you might want to call AAA News i hear they are looking for a webmaster.

Qualifications:

1. must not have a need to finish a project. Alll projects will be terminated as soon as they look productive.

2. Must be willing to hold conversations with supervisors while they stare at your monitor and look confused.

3. Must be able to answer techinical questions from the owner like; " can you check if the ip 127.0.0.1 is blocked from the servers? I'm having trouble getting to the websites"

4. Must be able to bear with abnormal paranoia and dementia.

I'm not looking for a job right now. but when i do It won't be working for a paranoid idiot.

10-04-2004, 08:19 AM
Doc911 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: If i was up your ass you'd know Posts: 3,695	Its monday who else looking for work? Hey Timmy C you might want to call AAA News i hear they are looking for a webmaster. Qualifications: 1. must not have a need to finish a project. Alll projects will be terminated as soon as they look productive. 2. Must be willing to hold conversations with supervisors while they stare at your monitor and look confused. 3. Must be able to answer techinical questions from the owner like; " can you check if the ip 127.0.0.1 is blocked from the servers? I'm having trouble getting to the websites" 4. Must be able to bear with abnormal paranoia and dementia. I'm not looking for a job right now. but when i do It won't be working for a paranoid idiot. __________________ For PHP/MySQL scripts ICQ 161480555 or email [email protected]