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feh, i wasted my youth chasing bartenders and musicians and all i got was a lousy t-shirt.
now the young ones are too silly, the ones my age are either married or gay and the old guys just remind me of my dad. it's all good, i kill my own bugs, i bought a ladder for getting things off high shelves and i have a special tool for opening jars. all i need now is a good vibrator and men will have no purpose for me at all! :p
now excuse me while i go stick pins in my bake voo doo doll for that grandma crack...
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