Hey, don't feel underappreciated ladies! You have about 20 prime years. In those 20 years you are treated like a superstar damn near every day compared to the way we are treated. You have an entire sex of people that cater to your every whim.

We do just about everything we do FOR YOU WOMEN (Cheshire & Titmowse!). All this hard work at the end of the day is to have nice things and live luxuriously. We want to have the most stuff so we can be a step ahead of the next guy. The guy who's the furthest ahead normally gets the best woman. What happened to Bill Gates I can't explain, but that's normally the way it works. It's all embedded in our psyche.

This guy is an example. He might have had Hillary and might have been caught with the intern, but I guarentee he went all the way to becoming The President just to get some more choice pussy! Some guys don't know why they do it but I'm here to tell you that you all are the reason.
So within that 20 good years you have all of this hard work and thought from thousands of men focused directly on your head (and ass). You have no right to feel like you will be unappreciated after 40 because you are "Hyper-Appreciated" right now!
If it wasn't for that we would all just play video games, sports and drink beer in between our shift at the convenience store!
Only a fukkin fairy could disagree.