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I sorta feel bad for Saddam . . .
Bush: "Hand over your weapons of mass destruction!"
Saddam: "Uh... I don't have any. Wish I did, but I don't..."
Bush: "Do not lie to me evildoer, you threatened to kill my daddy!"
Saddam: "Yeah.. um.. your daddy was a prick... but, really, I ain't got nothin'"
Bush: "Show me your nukes or we'll bomb you!"
Saddam: "Dude! How can I give you something I don't have?! .. Look... ask those UN weapons inpectors you've had snooping around here..... they even published this report....."
Bush: "The UN are pussies! I bet their inspectors are lying to me too! Everyone is against me!"
Saddam: "Woah, man, and people say I'm crazy...."
Bush: "Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!"
Saddam: "How can I prove I don't have something? It's completely illogical. What you are asking for is impossible...."
Bush: "DIE!!!!1111"
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