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Originally posted by pornguy
Hey I am down with all that, but I really dont want my evil wife to have to wear a goatee.
So we will have to work around that. But I am in!
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Okay but I don't want any wishy-washy evilness around here!
You'll have to obey to all the rules!
You can get your feet wet by doing little evil things around your house and neighborhood.
First off when you pass a panhandler outside of a 7-11 or something, tell him you'll be right back with some change and then come out and say "Sorry dude, tried to get change but dude behind the counter said no."
Or better yet, send your kids to school with only sugary snacks. Not one iota of nutritional content mind you! Then tell them to sprawl their confectionous goodies around all the underpriviledged kids.
Go to the zoo and steal like 20 lbs of elephant shit. Then put it on your neighbor's front lawn and tell him another neighbor you don't like's dog did it. Sit back and watch the yuks.
Make sure you get lots of flyers from massage parlors and stuff them in the mailboxes of elected officials and church leaders.
Go to a pet store and say loudly " I could have sworn there was a snake in that empty aquarium. Where did it go? "
Just do those for starters. Once you get the hang of it word will spread and evil will take it's rightful place as the supreme force of this planet.