02-05-2002, 03:44 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 2,815
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Originally posted by Every Fucking Body
It's 11pm in the evening, I start to wack off to my midget tranny porn as per usual, and my mom comes in the room to give me a kiss before she goes to work her job is to post shitty threads at GFY to win a DVD player so she is able to watch dvds. You know the the ones with the one legged midgets fucking unshaven sheep - oh those are to die for, then I saw a hitbotter outside my window and I chucked a brick at his face, After hitting the hitbotter I put my dick in the neighbours dog and that nice creamy doggy ass felt Sooooooooooo good as i realized that it was actually a goat that I was screwing But I didnt care. It was so smooth and tight that I just had to keep goin but then I felt something strange, the goat had shit on me!! I took a look at the nasty stuff and realized (to my dismay) that the damn thing had worms so I picked up a fistful of those worms & ate them, damn they tasted so fine. I went in the house, grabbed some cold wine from the fridge, hopped up the stairs, opened my drawer & pulled out my 38,
I sat on my bed, slugged down the wine & began to think how worthless I am & shot myself in the head.. It's because I was so drunk and shooting into the neighbor's house next door, since she, the owner of that house, is having sex with her german dog...unforturnately, the bullet goes through the dog's dick and killed the poor dog!
But not to worry! I reached back like a pimp and slapped the neighbours' whore wife! she fels to the ground and I saw me chance! she didn't wore any underware at all and she had a blod pussy 2! so I got down and.....
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....i started pumping it to the old hag, pound by pound untill she let out a god aweful scream that could wake the dead.. AND it did.. the dog jumped up and started trying to ride my ass! then all of a sudden the womans husband busted in wearing bondage gear AND............ |
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