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Originally posted by kBizzle
Bro I'll make it short and sweet-
and this comes from an ugly , fat guy that dates 22yr olds
ALWAYS TREAT THEM LIKE THEY ARE THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU ARE WITH THEM...BE SUPPORTIVE, UNDERSTANDING, and LISTEN TO HER
MAKE A LOT EYE CONTACT.
Even if you are thinking about whether the Giants will beat the Braves- act like she is the most delicate piece of art in a history museum....
This works all the time if you remember just one other thing-
DON'T CHASE ANY GIRL-
Be great in their presence and the presence of their friends- then retreat and leave them wondering where did that awesome guy go?
always know when to leave the party-
Let them call u.
I get a lot of calls from ugly chicks I blow off- simply becasue I blow them off-
I have learned to sit back and relax more and the girls I do like - i don't call even though it pains me-
If it's meant to be they usually call me.
Then I fuck the ever loving shit out of them.
The end.
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So that why you haven't called!
