If you're like most webmasters here, you're probably sucking this shit down between fifths of jack and massive rails of coke. At Dubious, we realize that this delicious spread is an essential staple of your diet, and because we want to keep our affiliates nourished, all affiliates who make at least 2 sales between September 29th and October 5th will be entitled to one free jar Nutella.
The individual who makes the most sales during this week will not only get a jar of nutella, but will also receive photos of one of the Dubious Media girls spreading this sweet hazlenut blend all over her supple body. As a bonus she will proclaim her love for you!
When you've reached two or more sales, email
[email protected] and we'll get you fed! This offer is for all of our affiliates. Our program is at
www.dubiouscash.com