TheGoldenChild

Bro I'll make it short and sweet-

and this comes from an ugly , fat guy that dates 22yr olds

ALWAYS TREAT THEM LIKE THEY ARE THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU ARE WITH THEM...BE SUPPORTIVE, UNDERSTANDING, and LISTEN TO HER

MAKE A LOT EYE CONTACT.

Even if you are thinking about whether the Giants will beat the Braves- act like she is the most delicate piece of art in a history museum....

This works all the time if you remember just one other thing-

DON'T CHASE ANY GIRL-

Be great in their presence and the presence of their friends- then retreat and leave them wondering where did that awesome guy go?
always know when to leave the party-

Let them call u.

I get a lot of calls from ugly chicks I blow off- simply becasue I blow them off-

I have learned to sit back and relax more and the girls I do like - i don't call even though it pains me-

If it's meant to be they usually call me.
Then I fuck the ever loving shit out of them.

The end.

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