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lb_vee · 09-28-2004, 04:36 PM

These are the questions I ask myself when buying a pet.

1) Does it weigh more than me?
2) Can it Kill me?
3) does it look at me as lunch, and not its owner?

if more than two of these are true, then I walk away.

09-28-2004, 04:36 PM
lb_vee Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 886	These are the questions I ask myself when buying a pet. 1) Does it weigh more than me? 2) Can it Kill me? 3) does it look at me as lunch, and not its owner? if more than two of these are true, then I walk away. Last edited by lb_vee; 09-28-2004 at 04:37 PM..