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Old 09-27-2004, 08:39 AM  
tony286
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How to make love like a porn star:

Show up late or dont show up at all

Tell him to get his own dick hard

Be indifferent

Complain he is either too big or too small

As soon as he is done say get the fuck off of me .
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