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Originally posted by TopTGP
I hate it when you go to fart, and then you realize you've just stained you're pants 
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I did that in the shower the other day with my girlfriend ... god damn that was a bad situation to try and cover up...
when she smelled it she smacked me on my chest asking "did you fart?"
I stood there perched with my butt cheeks clinging together ... "mmmhhmmm''
moments later she took her facewash out, and started washing her face (eyes closed, so I dove into the stream of water and madly scrubbed away, clearing everything up before she had a chance to open here eyes again :-)
