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Originally posted by SuckOnThis
You may be a republican if:
- You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
- You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two".
- You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
- You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend".
- You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.
- You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
- You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
- The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.
- You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
- You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
- You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs".
- You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
- You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the s.o.b.s!!"
- You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."
- You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie".
- You answer to "The Man."
- You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood".
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The FBI don't care about Commies any more, that's old.