a few of my fav. quotes
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben
"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
EDIT:
almost forgot this one by good ol' abe
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)