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Amputate Your Head · 01-31-2002, 11:57 AM

Has this ever happened to you?

A sneeze snuck up on me... not one of those that you feel comin' on for a few seconds first, but one that just spontaneously fuckin' happens in the blink of an eye. And this gelatinous goo projectile was instantly thrust upon my screen. As I was leaning over to inspect the vile substance blocking my vision, I tipped my coffee over, which spilled off the desk and burned my foot, causing one of those *freak out* responses, forcing my knee into the keyboard tray.

So now my foot is burned, my coffee is gone, my knee is tingling, and I have this sticky crap all over my screen.

Only a true geek could sustain this much damage in less than 10 seconds from simply sitting in a chair.

01-31-2002, 11:57 AM
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Gelatinous Goo Projectile! Has this ever happened to you? A sneeze snuck up on me... not one of those that you feel comin' on for a few seconds first, but one that just spontaneously fuckin' happens in the blink of an eye. And this gelatinous goo projectile was instantly thrust upon my screen. As I was leaning over to inspect the vile substance blocking my vision, I tipped my coffee over, which spilled off the desk and burned my foot, causing one of those freak out responses, forcing my knee into the keyboard tray. So now my foot is burned, my coffee is gone, my knee is tingling, and I have this sticky crap all over my screen. Only a true geek could sustain this much damage in less than 10 seconds from simply sitting in a chair.