oh... you mean like a "phone a fuck", or a "booty call" right? Nope, I dont have any of them, usually they call on me
heh, i dunno bout all that though, if your a single player then it might just work out, ya gotta think though - if you can nail em for the simple pleasure of getting off whenever you need, how many other guys - that you have no idea about - are abusing the same chunk of roast beef??