Yeah, God really has it out for those two jokers!
And here I sat the whole time asking myself, why not sand storms to knock out the Muslum heretics? How about a nice juicy flood to wash out those Buddhist fellas? Or better yet, how about a nice sized Earthquake to obliterate some of those Islam mofos!!!
Oh wait, what was I thinking. God is a vengful god and he only goes after those who believe in him.
Granted you believe in him in the first place.