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Originally posted by Lee
Originally posted by Xster
YOu liked everthing about my post but the drunk slut part??....
HOw bout this..
She is screaming for her life "SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN!!!".
The car is topping 144mph..
I look over to her as if in slow motion and say, "you want me to slow down"?
"YES! Please! she says frantically. I point my index finger down at my cock and say "suck it and ill slow down you fucking war pig". Half crying she says "what??" I just want you to slow down, please!!" No I say while pressing down on the accelorator. She unzips my fly and pisses herself with laughter as my cock looks like a button mushroom. My face turns to beetroot & I start to cry and slow down to 30mph then drop her home. I am left with a $50 valet bill to get the piss off my upholstery.....
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It really sounds more and more to me like the guy has a fast car fantasy with a hardon for using it as a tool (in his fantasies) for scaring fantasy women into giving him fantasy sex.
To this guy, porsche=penis. :D