I want this name.
For more than an a year, I have been dancing with the owner, a lunatic woman named Susan.
She's absolutely impossible to deal with. You will earn this commission.
Bottom line is that I don't have the time or inclination to deal with this nutbar, but I want her name.
She lives in buttfuck New Jersey. Fly out there and stay at the Motel 6, plot your strategy and swoop in to her flower shop and close the deal. Get me the name for $15k or under, and I'll throw you $10k upon completion.
Now, before all you guys start emailing her, understand this: she will never deal with you via email. Never. She NEVER ANSWERS EMAIL, except when she's hating on you, which is regularly. So the effect of all you idiots emailing her will be for her to recoil and deal wtih no one.
The only way to get this name is if someone is willing to go to her bloody flower shop and actually sit down with her and gain her trust. If you get close to that stage, I will supply all the references needed.
Pick up the phone, and call and call and call. She treats every approach as an insult, and she is extremely paranoid.
Wankers please stay away. If you're smart and stealth, climb aboard.
$10k if you bring me the name. $0 if you don't.
Who's up to the challenge?
The deal must be done via escrow.com. That's the only condition.
