he just got back a few months ago. he was up in alaska for a little over a year up there logging, clear cutting islands, alone on them with nothing but guys.
anyways, we got drunk the other night and he would not stop talking about getting down with barnyard animals. told me all kinds of funny shit.
when fuckign a sheep. wear your swampers and put the sheeps hind legs in them, so they cant run off.
when fucking a goat push him towards the edge of something he cant see over and he will push back towards you.
kind of pointless i know, but it had me thinking. i wonder how much of the shit he was saying would work? and how the hell one would find out.
i for one am not about to. its kind of like the rumor that turkeys drown when it rains, cause they look up with thier mouth open and the rain drowns them. or alkaseltzer makes seagulls explode.
it really freaked me out.
if anyone else has funny little shit like that, please do share! im down for a good laugh