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LadyGardenSnake · 09-21-2004, 09:55 AM

"Looking around the Web, it appears that the aim of acquiring a big dick is less an effort to provide a more satisfying sex life for yourself and your partner than a quest for bigness for bigness' sake... some guys with perfectly acceptable genitalia spend $6,000 to $10,000 on a surgery which, among other things, requires the surgeon to cut the ligament that holds the penis in place giving the patient about an extra inch... And that's not the most unpleasant option for cock expansion, either. A girth-enhancing procedure is on the way in which Alloderm, purified cadaver dermis, is layered around the penis under the skin. The upside is that Alloderm treatment creates a less lumpy unit than fat grafts. The downside is that there's a dead person's tissue in your penis." ? Westchester Weekly (US)

A fool and his money are soon parted, the proverb says ? and you might add that every man worried about the size of his tool is a fool. The current estimate is that the "take an herbal supplement for a bigger dick" approach has formed a $100 million industry, and when you add in all the other gadgets and methods ? surgery, exercise manuals, "the pump" ? it must amount to even a lot more than that.

Now there are companies that, in an effort to find the right material with which to pad the penis, are offering ground-up and "purified" corpse skin. While the thought of having a dead man's (or woman's?) tissue in your penis may be repellent, it's not so different from having an organ transplant ? and indeed you can't help but suspect that this will be the next move in the "make it bigger by surgery" industry. They'll obtain corpses with big cocks and then transplant not just the skin but the whole darn thing to those men willing to have their inferior member amputated in favor of a big dead penis.

(Of course, this also presumes there will be men willing to sign a special kind of organ donation clause, and this might be too much to presume. It's one thing to give up your heart or your liver when you die, it's another to march off into eternity without your manhood. Death makes you feel so vulnerable anyway. Isn't it like kicking a man when he's down to castrate him on the autopsy table?)

Either way, whether you have a dead penis transplant or just dead tissue in your own penis, you have to wonder if it forms a new kind of necrophilia. Traditionally necrophilia is defined as sexual contact with a cadaver ? but what happens when you carry the cadaver around in your pants? Is it necrophilia? Is it necrophilia for your partner, who gets poked with a dead man's member? Or is it only necrophilia if the partner develops a fetish for men who've undergone dead penis transplant surgery?

09-21-2004, 09:55 AM
LadyGardenSnake So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: Harlem,New York Posts: 410	Big Dead Penis "Looking around the Web, it appears that the aim of acquiring a big dick is less an effort to provide a more satisfying sex life for yourself and your partner than a quest for bigness for bigness' sake... some guys with perfectly acceptable genitalia spend $6,000 to $10,000 on a surgery which, among other things, requires the surgeon to cut the ligament that holds the penis in place giving the patient about an extra inch... And that's not the most unpleasant option for cock expansion, either. A girth-enhancing procedure is on the way in which Alloderm, purified cadaver dermis, is layered around the penis under the skin. The upside is that Alloderm treatment creates a less lumpy unit than fat grafts. The downside is that there's a dead person's tissue in your penis." ? Westchester Weekly (US) A fool and his money are soon parted, the proverb says ? and you might add that every man worried about the size of his tool is a fool. The current estimate is that the "take an herbal supplement for a bigger dick" approach has formed a $100 million industry, and when you add in all the other gadgets and methods ? surgery, exercise manuals, "the pump" ? it must amount to even a lot more than that. Now there are companies that, in an effort to find the right material with which to pad the penis, are offering ground-up and "purified" corpse skin. While the thought of having a dead man's (or woman's?) tissue in your penis may be repellent, it's not so different from having an organ transplant ? and indeed you can't help but suspect that this will be the next move in the "make it bigger by surgery" industry. They'll obtain corpses with big cocks and then transplant not just the skin but the whole darn thing to those men willing to have their inferior member amputated in favor of a big dead penis. (Of course, this also presumes there will be men willing to sign a special kind of organ donation clause, and this might be too much to presume. It's one thing to give up your heart or your liver when you die, it's another to march off into eternity without your manhood. Death makes you feel so vulnerable anyway. Isn't it like kicking a man when he's down to castrate him on the autopsy table?) Either way, whether you have a dead penis transplant or just dead tissue in your own penis, you have to wonder if it forms a new kind of necrophilia. Traditionally necrophilia is defined as sexual contact with a cadaver ? but what happens when you carry the cadaver around in your pants? Is it necrophilia? Is it necrophilia for your partner, who gets poked with a dead man's member? Or is it only necrophilia if the partner develops a fetish for men who've undergone dead penis transplant surgery?