... you know how much money i got?
oprah does my laundry. michael jordan cuts my grass.
you know how frivelous i am?
i drive my hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail, and thats all i use it for. i got 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants, and 8 other lawyers to watch the first 2 lawyers. and i got custom made condoms that's made of other peoples dicks. and shit, when i'm too tired to get my socks blown, i hire someone else to fuck for me.
you know how rich i am?
you know how much credit i got?
i threw away all my platinum cars and i got a uranium car. i drive a rolls royce pickup truck.
i got the penthouse with the helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter.
donald trump delivers my newspaper in the morning and i dont even tip him.
