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Uhm.....sexed.....stop...think..
AMERICAN Civil Liberties Union. Look at the FIRST word. What is it? It is AMERICAN. It is NOT Canadian.
The ACLU is there to protect AMERICANS. That is why they have AMERICAN as their first word. It is not American/Canadian, it is not Canadian, it is not WORLD...just American.
What does this mean? This means that the ACLU couldn't give a flying fuck about you because you are not American.
What recourse do you have? A very good one. First, look at the bottom left hand corner of your screen. Do you see START? Click that. A menu will pop up. See where it says TURN OFF COMPUTER? Click that.
You will notice everything disappears. That is good. That is VERY good. See...you don't need the ACLU....that MAGIC button makes EVERYONE on the Internet vanish into thin air. DO NOT turn on the computer again though, that breaks the magic spell. Keep the computer OFF and everyone on the Internet will cease to exist.
Now do NOT tell ANYONE that I told you the secret to life. Someone high up would be really pissed that I did.
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