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You COULD learn some martial arts OR you could just strap explosives to yourself every day, and if anyone ever tries to fuck with you, you just blow yourself up. This method is extremely effective in disabling your attacker, however, it does have the unfortunate side effect of killing you as well. The good news is that you will get pictures your blood and guts featured on Ogrish.com
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I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.
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