Juicy... we got a St Bernard pup about a year ago.. they don't fully mature til they're 3 years old..
For maintenance - well, if you live ina really hot area, it probably wouldn't be cool to have one.. otherwise, if you have the budget, just send them to a groomer every couple weeks (no matter what breed you choose) - then you're helping the local economy as well
For Chick Appeal - We get stopped by EVERYONE with our dog. Cos St Bernard's aren't 'regular' to be seen - so our dog Shmoo is almost a mini-celebrity where we live. So no DOUBT you would get some action just purely by walking them.. and pups are the coolest... especially as they grow... people love to see MONSTER pups
Average St Bernard - 180lbs or so fully grown (biggest one on record that I know of is 330lbs though..
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Food bill - They only eat as much as a Golden Retriever cos they're LAZY dogs
Shedding - yes they do
Slobber - yes they have lots, but it's part of their charm
Manliness - you can't get a manlier dog..
The Keg around their necks? - YOU PUT YOUR WEED IN THERE!! (and who is going to question a St Bernard? !!!
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Or try a Rotty if you're going for the manly look.. but it depends on if you want chicks to approach.. cos if that's what you want, you have to combine the manliness with cuteness..
as for poodles.. isn't the poodle the 'dog' for Navy SEALS? I heard that somewhere before.. thought it was odd, but poodles are surprisingly strong and versatile dogs
No matter what, good luck.. selecting your best friend for the next 10-15 years is a very important thing to do right with as much info as you can possibly get...