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Like i said, i will happily fight as long as you...
sign a contract.
put up $10,000.
get a physical.
pay hotel (only 5 stars)
pay airfair (only 1st class)
bring 3 hamsters
bring 1 spare tire
bring 5 midgets
bring 18 circus clowns
get the Popes blessing.
get President Bush's blessing.
get Osama Bin Ladens blessing.
stuff pickles up your ass on camera.
dance naked in front of 50,000 people.
stab an innocent person on the subway
and make my parrot memorize War and Peace.
and of course, i assumed the following goes without saying (this is a boxing match)...
Two shaved donkeys.
Six cement mixers.
Vienna Boys Choir.
Michael Jackson singing "I'm Bad" repeatedly all night long.
A one legged Tranny.
Three quadrapalegic ballerinas
an Olympic size swimming pool full of Champagne
50 bald eagles
a dead elephant.
and the Crowned Prince of Saudi Arabia tied to a tree behind my hotel.
and I WILL kick your ass when you live up to your small end of the bargain.
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