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i will happily fight as long as you...
sign a contract.
put up $10,000.
get a physical.
pay hotel (only 5 stars)
pay airfair (only 1st class)
bring 3 hamsters
bring 1 spare tire
bring 5 midgets
bring 18 circus clowns
get the Popes blessing.
get President Bush's blessing.
get Osama Bin Ladens blessing.
stuff pickles up your ass on camera.
dance naked in front of 50,000 people.
stab an innocent person on the subway
and make my parrot memorize War and Peace.
why? because i am a tough guy and not afraid. you just do my simple list of things and i will happily beat your ass!
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