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Me: okay let me write down your number
girl: my name is Skye, and my number is xxx.xxxx


SKYE?!? You fucking want me to call you by your stage name? Oh well in that case, my name is Boodles. Yes let's just conduct business with our stage names and we'll all pretend we're hiding from eachother. It's all so stupid! I'm the fucking producer, and I'm going to have her ID. Does she NOT think I'm going to know what her name is eventually? Who gives a FLYING FUCK if I know the girls first name!!