A few things Confusious might have said.
MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR, GET TIRED
MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR, GET EXHAUSTED
PASSIONATE KISS LIKE SPIDERS WEB - SOON LEAD TO UNDOING OF FLY
FOOLISH MAN GIVE WIFE GRAND PIANO. WISE MAN GIVE WIFE UPRIGHT ORGAN
MAN WHO WALK THROUGH AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANGKOK
MAN WHO SCRATCHES ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS
PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH, BUT NEXT TO IT
WAR NOT DETERMINE WHO'S RIGHT. WAR DETERMINES WHO'S LEFT
WIFE WHO PUT HUSBAND IN DOGHOUSE SOON FIND HIM IN CAT HOUSE
MAN WHO SLEEP IN CATHOUSE BY DAY, SLEEP IN DOGHOUSE BY NIGHT
MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY, GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT
MAN WHO TELL ONE TOO MANY LIGHT BULB JOKES SOON BURN OUT
IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIB, BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL IT
MAN WHO DRIVE LIKE HELL, BOUND TO GET THERE
MAN WHO SIT ON TACK GET POINT
MAN WHO LIVES IN GLASS HOUSE SHOULD CHANGE IN BASEMENT
HE WHO FISHES IN OTHER MAN'S WELL OFTEN CATCHES CRABS
BASEBALL IS WRONG, MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK
MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET, HIGH ON POT
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